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20 Free Essays & Stories by David Sedaris: A Sampling of His Inimitable Humor

in Comedy , Literature | September 15th, 2014 6 Comments

My first expo­sure to the writ­ing of David Sedaris came fif­teen years ago, at a read­ing he gave in Seat­tle. I could­n’t remem­ber laugh­ing at any­thing before quite so hard as I laughed at the sto­ries of the author and his fel­low French-learn­ers strug­gling for a grasp on the lan­guage. I fought hard­est for oxy­gen when he got to the part about his class­mates, a ver­i­ta­ble Unit­ed Nations of a group, strain­ing in this non-native lan­guage of theirs to dis­cuss var­i­ous hol­i­days. One par­tic­u­lar line has always stuck with me, after a Moroc­can stu­dent demands an expla­na­tion of East­er:

The Poles led the charge to the best of their abil­i­ty. “It is,” said one, “a par­ty for the lit­tle boy of God who call his self Jesus and… oh, shit.” She fal­tered, and her fel­low coun­try­man came to her aid. “He call his self Jesus, and then he be die one day on two… morsels of… lum­ber.”

The scene even­tu­al­ly end­ed up in print in “Jesus Shaves,” a sto­ry in Sedaris’ third col­lec­tion,  Me Talk Pret­ty One Day . You can read it free online in a selec­tion of three of his pieces round­ed up by  Esquire . Sedaris’ obser­va­tion­al humor does tend to come out in full force on hol­i­days (see also his read­ing of the Saint Nicholas-themed sto­ry “Six to Eight Black Men” on Dutch tele­vi­sion above), and indeed the hol­i­days pro­vid­ed him the mate­r­i­al that first launched him into the main­stream.

When Ira Glass, the soon-to-be mas­ter­mind of  This Amer­i­can Life , hap­pened to hear him read­ing his diary aloud at a Chica­go club, Glass knew he sim­ply had to put this man on the radio. This led up to the big break of a Nation­al Pub­lic Radio broad­cast of “The San­ta­land Diaries,” Sedaris’ rich account of a sea­son spent as a Macy’s elf. You can still hear  This Amer­i­can Life ’s full broad­cast of it on the show’s site .

True Sedar­i­ans, of course, know him for not just his inim­itably askew per­spec­tive on the hol­i­days, but for his accounts of life in New York, Paris (the rea­son he enrolled in those French class­es in the first place), Nor­mandy, Lon­don, the Eng­lish coun­try­side, and grow­ing up amid his large Greek-Amer­i­can fam­i­ly. Many of Sedaris’ sto­ries — 20 in fact — have been col­lect­ed at the web site,  The Elec­tric Type­writer , giv­ing you an overview of Sedaris’ world: his time in the elfin trench­es, his rare moments of ease among sib­lings and par­ents, his futile father-man­dat­ed gui­tar lessons, his less futile lan­guage lessons, his relin­quish­ment of his sig­na­ture smok­ing habit (the easy indul­gence of which took him, so he’d said at that Seat­tle read­ing, to France in the first place). Among the col­lect­ed sto­ries, you will find:

• “The San­ta­land Diaries” (audio)
• “The Youth in Asia,” “Jesus Shaves,” and “Giant Dreams, Midget Abil­i­ties”
• “Our Per­fect Sum­mer”
• “Let­ting Go”
• “Now We Are Five”

For the com­plete list, vis­it:  20 Great Essays and Short Sto­ries by David Sedaris . And, just to be clear, you can read these sto­ries, for free, online.

Note: If you would like to down­load a free audio­book nar­rat­ed by David Sedaris , you might want to check out Audi­ble’s 30 Day Free Tri­al. We have details on the pro­gram here . If you click this link , you will see the books nar­rat­ed by Sedaris. If one intrigues, click on the “Learn how to get this Free” link next to each book. 

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Be His Guest: David Sedaris at Home in Rur­al West Sus­sex, Eng­land

David Sedaris Reads You a Sto­ry By Miran­da July

David Sedaris and Ian Fal­con­er Intro­duce “Squir­rel Seeks Chip­munk”

David Sedaris Sings the Oscar May­er Theme Song in the Voice of Bil­lie Hol­i­day

Col­in Mar­shall hosts and pro­duces Note­book on Cities and Cul­ture and writes essays on cities, lan­guage, Asia, and men’s style. He’s at work on a book about Los Ange­les, A Los Ange­les Primer . Fol­low him on Twit­ter at @colinmarshall or on Face­book .

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When­ev­er we are down and out, there is David to lift our spir­its. I hope he knows just how muh joy he brings to the life of the aver­age read­er. David, the world loves you.

I just rec­om­mend­ed your site to my grand­son. He is 40 and I am 80 but we like the same Kinds of read­ing. Thanks

Love David Sedaris’s work. I enjoy read­ing his work aloud & can laugh myself into a fren­zy , which is very fun. He is the anti­dote to what­ev­er ails me. Much respect. Please nev­er stop writ­ing for us :-)

I had already trad­ed my Amer­i­can Life for an Ital­ian one when David rose to suc­cess and I was in the dark until, while on a vis­it back to the States, my sis­ter intro­duced me to his work. I bought sev­er­al of his books to take back with me.

The build­ing I lived in was a restored 16th Cen­tu­ry sta­ble and sound trav­eled in odd ways. One night, as I lay on my cot which could have sub­sti­tut­ed for a board in a masochis­tic clois­tered con­vent, the young cou­ple upstairs had final­ly got­ten their frac­tious, col­icky baby to sleep, I could final­ly read. Silence was of the essence.

I opened my first David Sedaris book, the one that begins with him try­ing to drown a mouse out­side his home in Nor­mandy when he is inter­rupt­ed in his mur­der­ous act by some­one seek­ing direc­tions. That was hilar­i­ous enough, but I man­aged to con­trol myself on behalf of the sleep deprived trio who slum­bered above me.

Then I got to French Lessons and par­tic­u­lar­ly to “are thems the brains of young cows?” as David attempts to order calves brains in his local butch­er shop.

I had a near death expe­ri­ence that late night, oblig­ed as I was to turn over and bury my face in my pil­low in order to muf­fle my shrieks of laugh­ter. I could­n’t stop. I was learn­ing Ital­ian at the time and had recent­ly told a room­ful a peo­ple that once, I had found my lost infant sis­ter lying beneath a squid.

The word for hedge is siepe, which is the thing she was in fact lying under fast asleep and not a squid which is sep­pia.

I can’t recall now exact­ly how much time I was com­pelled to remain face down on that pil­low, but it was long enough to begin run­ning out of oxy­gen and yet each time I thought I was safe to regain a sem­blance of san­i­ty and lift­ed my head I was again assailed by incon­trol­lable laugh­ter.

I now live in a 13th Cen­tu­ry build­ing where sound bounces around in even weird­er ways. The Labrador pup­py upstairs,left to his soli­tary devices dur­ing the day, whacks his heavy chew toy on the floor above my head while I try to write, result­ing in the explo­sive sound of a stack of heavy books being repeat­ed­ly slammed down on the floor.

And that is when I look to David, free as I am to sub­mit to venge­ful aban­doned laugh­ter. After all, the pup­py can’t call the land­lord to com­plain.

Your link to the San­ta­land audio at This Amer­i­can­Life seems to be bro­ken: looks like they’ve reor­gan­ised their site.

Here’s a new, work­ing link: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/47/christmas-and-commerce/act-two‑5

Struc­tur­ing your essay accord­ing to the log­ic of the read­er means study­ing your the­sis and antic­i­pat­ing what the read­er needs to know and in what sequence in order to under­stand and con­vince your argu­ments as they devel­op.

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The best of david sedaris.

David Sedaris’s best stories and essays, spanning his remarkable career—as selected by the author himself, and including a new essay! For more than twenty-five years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre. A Sedaris story may seem confessional, but is also highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at absurd and moving about our daily existence. And it is almost impossible to read without laughing. Now, for the first time collected in one volume, the author brings us his funniest and most memorable work. In these stories, Sedaris shops for rare taxidermy, hitchhikes with a lady quadriplegic, and spits a lozenge into a fellow traveler’s lap. He drowns a mouse in a bucket, struggles to say “give it to me” in five languages, and hand-feeds a carnivorous bird. But if all you expect to find in Sedaris’s work is the deft and sharply observed comedy for which he became renowned, you may be surprised to discover that his words bring more warmth than mockery, more fellow-feeling than derision. Nowhere is this clearer than in his writing about his loved ones. In these pages, Sedaris explores falling in love and staying together, recognizing his own aging not in the mirror but in the faces of his siblings, losing one parent and coming to terms—at long last—with the other. Taken together, the stories in  The Best of Me  reveal the wonder and delight Sedaris takes in the surprises life brings him. No experience, he sees, is quite as he expected—it’s often harder, more fraught, and certainly weirder—but sometimes it is also much richer and more wonderful. Full of joy, generosity, and the incisive humor that has led David Sedaris to be called “the funniest man alive,"  The Best of Me  spans a career spent watching and learning and laughing—quite often at himself—and invites readers deep into the world of one of the most brilliant and original writers of our time.

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Happy 57th birthday to David Sedaris: writer; humorist; former shopping mall elf; nudist colony visitor; smoking-quitter; frequent flyer; boyfriend to Hugh; brother to Amy, Tiffany, Paul, Lisa, Gretchen. In eight collections of essays including the most recent, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, Sedaris delivers wry observations of his family, friends, self, and the weird people with whom he finds himself.

To celebrate another year of Sedaris, let's take a look at five of his funniest essays.

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"Interpreters for the deaf came and taught us to sign, 'Merry Christmas! I am Santa's helper.' Thy told us to speak as we sign and use bold, clear voices and bright facial expressions. They taught us to say,'You are a very pretty boy/girl! I love you! Do you want a surprise?'

My sister Amy lives above a deaf girl and has learned quite a bit of sign language. She taught some to me and so now I am able to say, 'Santa has a tumor in his head the size of an olive. Maybe it will go away tomorrow but I don't think so.'"

"Long Way Home"

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"There are only two places to get robbed: TV and the real world. In the real world, if you're lucky, the policeman who answers your call will wonder what kind of computer it was. Don't let this get your hopes up. Chances are he's asking only because he has a software question."

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"Author, Author?"

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"I'd later wonder what the TSA inspectors must have thought. My tour began, and every few days, upon arriving in some new city, I'd find a slip of paper in my suitcase, the kind they throw in after going through all your stuff. Five dress shirts, three pairs of pants, underwear, a cop kit full of Band-Aids and safety pins, two neckties, and several hundred rubbers — what sort of person does the mind cobble together from these ingredients?"

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We have selected 13 of the best David Sedaris books, which are a testament to his unique writing style, characterized by sharp humor, self-deprecation, and perceptive social commentary.

David Sedaris is a beloved American humorist known for the “whiny voice” he uses to deliver funny stories and recite personal essays, most of which are from his diary entries since 1977. 

He was born in New York but grew up in Raleigh, North Carolina. His sister, Amy Sedaris, is also a humorist. They write and work together under the name “ Talent Family .” Sedaris’ big break happened in 1992 after National Public Radio (NPR)   broadcast his essay The SantaLand Diaries .

In 1994, Sedaris published his first book, Barrel Fever. It’s a collection of obnoxious short stories and personal essays. In 2011, he became a radio contributor on BBC Radio 4 and NPR , which broadcast audiobook versions of his works. Readers can also see his short stories and essays regularly in Harper’s , The New Yorker , and Esquire .

Sedaris is now a five-time Grammy nominee and a five-time New York Times bestseller with over ten million books in print. When asked what makes him write a diary, Sedaris replied , “ I would write to people, but they couldn’t write me back. That was frustrating, so I just started writing for myself. ”

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Happy-Go-Lucky is a new book by Seradis containing life stories starring himself, his father, his sister, and his partner, Hugh. It centers around the cosmic injustice of the 2019 pandemic. This New York Times bestseller and Amazon Editor’s Pick has 18 essays with different forms, styles, and main topics.

It opens with Sedaris recounting how he learned to use a gun with his sister, Liza. Later, he mulls over gun culture and freedom in America. The book has stories of Sedaris confronting Lou (his father) for being selfish, Lou’s apology, and Sedaris forgiving him. It also includes the mundane things he did during the pandemic, like cleaning and taking long walks.

It’s a book that showcases humanity’s confusion and acclimatization during the new normal. It’s an engaging collection brimming with Sedaris’ signature astuteness and humor.

“My sister is not dating anyone — a good thing, as she’s got way too much time on her hands. And that, I think, is the number one reason so many relationships fail. Too much free time, and too much time together.” David Sedaris , Happy-Go-Lucky

Compared to his other works, his 10th collection, Calypso , is Sedaris’ darkest. The Guardian described it perfectly, “For all its warmth and wit, Calypso is a rawer, jaggeder, sadder book than its predecessors.”

In this book, Sedaris prioritizes thinking about the present instead of looking back at his past. He reflects on aging, middle-age crisis, alcoholism, and thoughts on mortality and mental disorders.

Unlike the other books in this list, Calypso tackles very dark topics that can make readers uncomfortable. However, you’ll be amazed that the humor remains intact despite each topic’s depth. Sedaris made honest observations, successfully transforming his discoveries into a binge-read-worthy tale.

“Happiness is harder to put into words. It’s also harder to source, much more mysterious than anger or sorrow, which come to me promptly, whenever I summon them, and remain long after I’ve begged them to leave.” David Sedaris , Calypso

The Best of Me is a compilation of the funniest, most memorable, and greatest hits of David Sedaris. This Amazon bestseller book features over 40 short stories and essays , including the fictional tales Glen’s Homophobia Newsletter Vol.3, No.2 , and Girl Crazy .

Some of the noteworthy essays in the book are Me Talk Pretty One Day and Six to Eight Black Men. The book is not just humorous, as Sedaris’ essays often tackle tough topics, making it a thought-provoking collection.

“If something is written in your native language and it’s taking you half a year to get through it, unless you’re being paid by the hour to read it, I’d say there’s a problem.” David Sedaris , The Best of Me

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim showcases Sedaris’ relationship with his family, his childhood in Raleigh, North Carolina, his life in France, and more. It’s a New York Times bestseller about Sedaris’ early, trite life, primarily focusing on his family. 

Despite the rollercoaster ride of an upbringing, Sedaris shows his family loves him. It’s an entertaining and inspiring read that’ll make you think of your family. How Sedaris highlights family’s importance and discusses the pitfalls of following social convention illustrates his deep understanding of family dynamics.

“The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear.” David Sedaris , Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Sedaris’ first published book, Naked , started with his childhood in Raleigh, North Carolina. It concentrates on the author’s youth, his aimless wondering recorded via 17 essays. Naked features Sedaris’ self-deprecating humor, witty dialogues, and obnoxious characters.

Before its official release as a book, Sedaris read several essays from Naked in the NPR program This American Life . This 1997 novel earned the 1998 Randy Shilts Award for Gay Nonfiction . It was also the first Sedaris book turned into a film (C.O.G. ) that won the 2013 Seattle International Film Festival.

“I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.” David Sedaris , Naked

Me Talk Pretty One Day is a two-section collection of Sedaris’ nonfiction essays. The book is full of gems from the author’s life experiences but mainly focuses on Sedaris’ relocation to France. It includes his struggles and attempts to learn to translate English into French.

The book is an amusing read that reminds us there’s still something to laugh at, even when life is at its most challenging. Through the book, Sedaris shares his experiences adjusting to a new culture. Despite all the “new things,” he never forgets to be his real self.

“At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.” David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day

The New York Times bestseller When You Are Engulfed in Flames is a collection of nonfiction essays that humorously tackle various parts of Sedaris’s life. Expect to be charmed by the writer’s eccentricity and absurdity as you read about Sedaris’ honest (perhaps too honest) recounting of his escapades and revelations.

Sedaris isn’t afraid to use vulgar language and discuss adult subjects in When You Are Engulfed in Flames . It’s an uplifting, liberating read with just enough humor.

“Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.” David Sedaris , When You Are Engulfed in Flames

After Santaland Diaries , David Sedaris published another Christmas-themed book, Holidays on Ice . It’s an author’s memoir of the days when he still worked as a Macy’s elf. It also includes the long history of two competitive families. Plus, the anecdotes and exaggerated stories in the compilation are random, adding to their hilarity and appeal.

Don’t worry if it’s not yet the season for Christmas stories — Holidays on Ice isn’t just for the holidays.

“Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they’re not living in a democratic nation.” David Sedaris , Holidays on Ice

Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls debuted #1 in the New York Times hardcover nonfiction bestsellers category when it was published in 2013. The newspaper’s review described it as an “ oddball travelogue that is all detours ” with Sedaris’ usual humorous essays and fictional satiric stories.

Sedaris’ collections often have intersecting subjects, such as family and personal growth. His writing often makes readers nostalgic as they make comparisons with their own lives. He has a talent for making shared experiences humorous and memorable, making readers feel like they’re reading their own diary. This book includes essays for acting students who use his works in competitive monologues.

“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.” David Sedaris , Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls

For over 40 years, David Sedaris kept a diary containing his observations about the world around him. This includes overheard comments, gossip, drama, movie plot twists, and secrets. These observations sharpened Sedaris’ wit, paving the way for his bestselling books.

Theft by Finding: Diaries is an open invitation to Sedaris’ mind — the wise, the hilarious, even the frightening. The book also offers journaling tips the humorist followed throughout his career. NPR, AV Club, and Barnes & Noble lauded the book as the best of 2017 .

“That’s the thing with a diary, though. In order to record your life, you sort of need to live it. Not at your desk, but beyond it. Out in the world where it’s so beautiful and complex and painful that sometimes you just need to sit down and write about it.” David Sedaris , Theft by Finding: Diaries

Barrel Fever is a two-section collection of essays and 12 fictional short stories. The book includes Sedaris’ breakthrough essay, SantaLand Diaries , a humorous piece of the author’s time working as a Christmas elf at a department store. After its first radio broadcast, it became so famous that it was adapted into a one-act play .

As this is Sedaris’ first-ever collection, it contains a few memoirs of the humorist. The stories here are more gritty and disturbing but nevertheless hilarious. Readers who want to see Sedaris’ growth as an author should check out Barrel Fever and discover how the man started his journey to becoming an excellent essayist.

“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” David Sedaris , Barrel Fever

Sedaris surprised his readers when he published Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk. Inspired by South African mythology, he created his first-ever compilation of animal-themed short fiction with situations mirroring the insanity of humans’ everyday lives. It explores uncomfortable topics, such as grief, neglect, and racism.

This collection has no blatant moral lessons, but readers can draw out their own realizations, inspiring self-reflection. At times, you’ll catch yourself doing exactly what the book expects you to do, whether judging a character based on limited information or dismissing something based on a one-sided story.

“But all of a sudden they’re poets, right, like that’s all it takes — being in love.” David Sedaris , Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary $9.99 Buy Now We earn a commission if you make a purchase, at no additional cost to you. 02/18/2024 02:36 am GMT

Life goes on, but for Sedaris, his day should only end after he takes down notes in his journal. 

A Carnival of Snackery sounds like a novel, but it’s another diary. Like his 2017 book, Theft by Finding: Diaries, it features Sedaris’ observations. This time, it’s about the weird things he notices when looking through more mature lenses. It’s more “adult” than his other works, with shocking dark humor that others may find offensive. 

“Sometimes things happen and I don’t know what to do with my face.” David Sedaris , A Carnival of Snackery

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Happy-Go-Lucky

Back when restaurant menus were still printed on paper, and wearing a mask—or not—was a decision made mostly on Halloween, David Sedaris spent his time doing normal things. As  Happy-Go-Lucky  opens, he is learning to shoot guns with his sister, visiting muddy flea markets in Serbia, buying gummy worms to feed to ants, and telling his nonagenarian father wheelchair jokes.

But then the pandemic hits, and like so many others, he’s stuck in lockdown, unable to tour and read for audiences, the part of his work he loves most. To cope, he walks for miles through a nearly deserted city, smelling only his own breath. He vacuums his apartment twice a day, fails to hoard anything, and contemplates how sex workers and acupuncturists might be getting by during quarantine.

As the world gradually settles into a new reality, Sedaris too finds himself changed. His offer to fix a stranger’s teeth rebuffed, he straightens his own, and ventures into the world with new confidence. Newly orphaned, he considers what it means, in his seventh decade, no longer to be someone’s son. And back on the road, he discovers a battle-scarred America: people weary, storefronts empty or festooned with Help Wanted signs, walls painted with graffiti reflecting the contradictory messages of our time: Eat the Rich. Trump 2024. Black Lives Matter.

In  Happy-Go-Lucky,  David Sedaris once again captures what is most unexpected, hilarious, and poignant about these recent upheavals, personal and public, and expresses in precise language both the misanthropy and desire for connection that drive us all. If we must live in interesting times, there is no one better to chronicle them than the incomparable David Sedaris.

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David Sedaris is the bestselling author of the books Calypso, Theft By Finding , Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, When You Are Engulfed in Flames, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Holidays on Ice, Naked, and Barrel Fever . He is a regular contributor to The New Yorker and BBC Radio 4.

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If you’ve read David Sedaris’s latest best-selling essay collection, “ Happy-Go-Lucky ,” you understand why he politely requests your address at the beginning of a phone interview. “When I go on a book tour, I write to everyone who interviews me, to every store and media escort,” Sedaris humbly brags in “A Speech to the Graduates,” his commencement address for the Oberlin College class of 2018. “You know who else does that? Nobody.”

When a publicity blitz includes more than two dozen stops in multiple countries, as Sedaris’s current one does, this is an impressive feat. So why doesn’t he fire off an appreciative email or simply evaporate into the next time zone, as most busy authors do? “It kind of tells you how somebody was brought up,” he said. “I had a great-aunt who sent me to summer camp in Greece. Now if that’s not worthy of a thank-you note, I don’t know what is. My mother had to put a gun to my head to get me to write that thank-you note. But when I became an adult I just realized how important it was.”

Given his trademark persnicketiness, it’s no surprise that Sedaris has certain standards for his correspondence. He may not follow up with an interviewer who asks boring or dense questions such as “What is your writing like?” or “What does your mother think?” (His mother has been dead for decades — and no, he doesn’t use euphemisms like “passed away,” as he explains in the book.) Sedaris avoids stationery printed with goopy messages; he’s partial to cartoon postcards purchased in Germany, “the capital of cartoon postcards,” where he holds a record for bulk buying at a store in Berlin. He tries not to repeat himself, which can be a challenge. Sedaris said, “This morning I was writing Politics and Prose a thank-you letter and I thought, ‘Oh, I hope it’s not identical to the one I wrote the last time! I’ve been there so many times, chances are they could have a big collection.’” He’ll focus on something personal, like “somebody at the store who brought me something to eat or drink.”

Sedaris has an important message for the recipients of his notes: You don’t have to write back. It’s not that he doesn’t want to hear from you; it’s just that the logistics get complicated. He explained, “Sometimes I write someone a thank-you letter and they’ll write me a thank-you letter for my thank-you letter. You have to cut that off at some point. There are only so many pen pals you can have in your life. The gratitude spiral has to end.”

Elisabeth Egan is an editor at the Book Review and the author of “A Window Opens.”

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Best David Sedaris Books to Brighten Your Day

During these strange and uncertain times, who doesn’t need a bit of David Sedaris humor to brighten your day? David Sedaris is an American comedian, essayist, and radio contributor. He is most well-known for his essays and books that are humorous, thoughtful, and poignant, often all at the same time. And just when you think he must be out of stories to tell, he comes out with another book that’s just as good as the last. So which David Sedaris books should you read if you want to add a bit of cheer to your day? Really, any of them will please, but I would recommend reading the following David Sedaris books, in this order.

Me Talk Pretty One Day

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To get started, you can't go wrong with one of the most popular David Sedaris books, 2000's  Me Talk Pretty One Day.  Among other topics, one major focus of this book is Sedaris's issues with speech and language, such as his efforts to learn French after moving to Paris, his brother's profanity, and the lisp he had as a child. One of the standout essays is the title piece, "Me Talk Pretty One Day," in which David hilariously recalls a French class he took in Paris.

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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Continue your journey through David Sedaris's work with 2004's  Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim.  This is actually the first David Sedaris book I ever read, and it was a great introduction to the author, but now having read more Sedaris, I'd say reading it after  Me Talk Pretty One Day  is the way to go. Again, Sedaris covers a lot of ground in this essay collection, but there is a particular focus in this book on the author's childhood in Raleigh, North Carolina and his relationships with his family members. One of the funniest essays in the collection is "Let It Snow," in which Sedaris's mother locks her young children out in the snow.

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Next up, try  Naked,  originally published in 1997. This collection explores stories of Sedaris's youth, from his childhood in North Carolina, to his booze-and-drug-ridden college years, to his young adult years of self-exploration. You'll laugh at the essay "The Drama Bug," when David gets into acting and starts speaking with an English accent.

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk

The next book on the list is a brief intermission from David Sedaris's essays. As the title suggests, 2010's  Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk,  is David Sedaris's collection of animal-themed stories. This short story collection was inspired by a book of  South African mythological stories about anthropomorphic animals. Sedaris read this and decided he wanted to make a more contemporary collection of animal fables. Will the squirrel and the chipmunk's romance work out in the end? You'll have to read these stories to find out.

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In 2018's  Calypso,  Sedaris spends less time looking back at his youth and more time looking at the present and what's to come. In this essay collection, which is described as "beach reading for people who detest beaches," Sedaris reflects on aging, alcoholism and depression, and the loss of his sister, among other dark topics. And yet somehow the humor remains intact, despite the deeply personal, often melancholy, and always frank nature of these topics.

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Theft by Finding

2017's  Theft by Finding  somehow gets even more personal than  Calypso,  which is why it makes a great follow-up read to Sedaris's 2018 essay collection. In this book, Sedaris presents to readers actual entries from the diaries that he kept between 1977 and 2002. This book is Sedaris's voice like we've never seen it before, honest and funny as always, but speaking for an audience of one rather than to the general public.

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Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

Because you can never have enough stories about animals, Sedaris returns to the animal well in  Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls  (2013). My favorite essay from this collection is "Understanding Understanding Owls," in which David Sedaris decides to purchase a stuffed owl from a taxidermist shop as a Valentine's Day gift for his boyfriend. Beyond writing about animals, Sedaris covers a lot of topics in this collection, including his first colonoscopy. Yes, you heard me right. No topic is off limits for this author.

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Barrel Fever

For the last book on this list, let's go back to where it all began, with Sedaris's 1994 debut  Barrel Fever.  The book is divided into two sections. The first section is short fiction and the second half gets into his autobiographical essays. In both the stories and essays, Sedaris reflects on the absurdity of human nature. This collection features the essay that first brought Sedaris public attention: "SantaLand Diaries," the humorous account of Sedaris's time working as a Christmas elf at a Macy's department store. "SantaLand Diaries" is so popular that it has since been adapted for the stage as a one-act play. And while the accuracy of this essay has been called into question, it's definitely still an entertaining read, especially if you're one of those people who doesn't always feel in the Holiday spirit.

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David Sedaris has contributed to The New Yorker since 1995. He is the author of “ Barrel Fever ” (1994) and “ Holidays on Ice ” (1997), as well as numerous collections of personal essays: “ Naked ” (1997), “ Me Talk Pretty One Day ” (2000), “ Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim ” (2004), “ When You Are Engulfed in Flames ” (2008), “ Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls ” (2013), “ Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) ” (2017), “ Calypso ” (2018), “ The Best of Me ” (2020), and “ A Carnival of Snackery: Diaries (2003-2020) ” (2021). In 2005, he edited an anthology of stories, “ Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules .” Sedaris and his sister, Amy Sedaris, have collaborated under the name the Talent Family and have written several plays, including “Stump the Host”; “Stitches”; “One Woman Shoe,” which received an Obie Award; “Incident at Cobbler’s Knob”; and “The Book of Liz,” which was published in book form by the Dramatists Play Service. His latest book, “ Happy-Go-Lucky ,” was published in 2022.

Sedaris made his comic début on NPR’s “Morning Edition,” in 1992, reading his essay “Santaland Diaries.” His original radio pieces can be heard on the show “This American Life” and on BBC Radio 4’s “Meet David Sedaris.” In 2001, he was named Humorist of the Year by Time . He is the recipient of the Thurber Prize for American Humor, the Jonathan Swift International Literature Prize for Satire and Humor, and the Terry Southern Prize for Humor, and has been nominated for five Grammy Awards in the Best Spoken Word Album and Best Comedy Album categories. In 2019, he was inducted into the American Academy of Arts and Letters.

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David Sedaris, full name being David Raymond Sedaris, was born on the 26th of December, 1956, in Johnson, New York. David was the second of 6 children, parents being Sharon and Lou Sedaris. It was because of the father’s profession that they moved to North Carolina. As such, David’s childhood was spent in New York and North Carolina.

He attended the Western Californian University, and then Kent State University, but by the time that 1977 rolled up, David had left school with the intention to hitchhike across the country. David graduated from art school in 1987. Attention from the public was received after he began giving readings from his own intimate diaries. He was in an acclaimed appearance on NPR in 1992.

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With time, Sedaris became the bestselling author that we love him today for. He garnered a devoted fanbase for the humorous, slapstick recollections of his own early years, his experiences in foreign countries, etc.

Sedaris received the award named The Thurber Prize for American Humor in 2001, and was named as Humorist of the Year by Time magazine. Three Grammy nominations are attributed to Sedaris’ name for the audio version of his books, and he was awarded an honorary doctorate in 2008 by Binghamton University, New York.

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

The trademark self-deprecation, humorous wit and odd antics are ever-present in the 2004-published collection of essays by Sedaris. There are, in total, 22 essays in this particular collection. The book is a lightweight one with only some 270 pages. Still it is brimming with the casual humor and eccentricity present in Sedaris’ writing.

The deadpan humor isn’t one that a lot of humorists can pull off, in fact, it’s not even one that is pulled off by many. David Sedaris, however, isn’t just anyone, and he has mastered the art while maintaining a reasonable approach to the situations that have arisen with his friends, family and neighbors.

Humor from the Past

As always most of the humor is from the youth of Sedaris and his experiences with, for example, neighbors that didn’t own a TV. He refers to them as ignorant and lonely people while, in the same vein, ignorantly, going trick or treating on the 1st of November. Not in lack are incidents from recent times, of course. Antics with his sister are present and always worthy of a heartful guffaw and chuckle.

The singular absurdity that Sedaris features in his books is probably what makes them so enjoyable. Of course, the endearing writing, deadpan humor and general wit also contribute a great deal to the loveable air that spreads so nicely. One of David Sedaris’ best books, and this cannot be refuted.

Breakthrough

NPR commentator, essayist, playwright and brilliantly funny author David Sedaris found the fame that he was searching for after publishing Naked in March of 1997. As most of Sedaris’ books are, this is a collection of essays of autobiographical nature.

Naked does an understandably great job at making the reader fall in love with the continuous fun prose and comedic situations featured through the essays. For instance, as a younger person Sedaris used to have nervous tics that would come up at irregular periods.

These tics, however, stopped coming up once Sedaris started pulling a cigarette close to his mouth and smoking. He notes that smoking is a more acceptable convention socially than a cry from out of the blue is.

He details several short outings, like speaking in perfect Shakespearean English while volunteering at a mental hospital, or modification in the meaning of the phrase ‘ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas’ found after his sister brought home a friend. This friend had a side-gig as a prostitute.

Hilarious Misery

The funniest situations arise primarily from a wanton misery that Sedaris so deftly utilizes. He’d once shoplifted aided by a wheelchair-bound girl that had neuro-degenerative issues, and then proceeded to hitchhike with the same person. This wonderfully written, unhindered by social conventions book by Sedaris is among his best, and we’d go so far as to say that it is the best book of David Sedaris.

When You Are Engulfed in Flames

When You Are Engulfed in Flames is a 2008 release by master humorist David Sedaris. This collection, like the previous one, consists of 22 essays. Sedaris can make you feel like someone is tickling you. There’s always a hysterical laugh leaving your lungs, though you don’t want to laugh – most probably from the subject-matter –, but you can’t help it, the air you feel as you gasp feels so dear because the fit of laughter is fatiguing your body, but your mind still finds funny whatever is thrown at you.

Black comedy is so intrinsic a part of Sedaris’ humor that you can’t really imagine either alone after you’ve devoured a Sedaris paperback. There are brooding, brutal essays that, at their heart, ridicule the faculty and idea of ageing. There is, at one point, an autopsy that Sedaris can’t help but just make it a laughing fest.

Expatriate Life

A bunch of the essays center around the expatriate life of Sedaris after he’d moved to France, Japan and England. They hold keen, insightful tidbits about how life actually is for someone leaving his home country, but even more so there are slapstick funny situations for anyone’s taste.

Even while some books might fall into their own pit of irony, When You Are Engulfed in Flames delivers a giggling blow to the stomach as one of the best David Sedaris books, to date.

Me Talk Pretty One Day

Specific humor.

Sedaris begins with giving an outlook and a few gems from his peculiar, harmless childhood period. We have Lou Sedaris being invited and propositioned, by way of a phone, from a family friend named Mrs. Midland. The Mrs. speaks how nice it is to talk to a person that genuinely understands her.

However, as time passes, a number of years later it is revealed that the innocuous Mrs. Midland was actually David’s sister, Amy. Thankfully, Lou never took up the offers. The mother isn’t safe from the pranks either, as after her cat is put to sleep due to an illness – leukemia –, she receives reports about the discovery of a brand-new cure for feline leukemia. The reports, of course, were made by the children.

Damn French!

In a singularly funny outing, Sedaris details his own attempts at learning the French language. He’d moved to Paris, enrolled in a French class, but he cannot make sense of the language , especially with assigning a gender to inanimate objects – the le and la in the French language.

It so happened that a fellow teacher associated having Sedaris in his class to a continuous, unending caesarean section. Endlessly fun, sardonic to points of teary-eyedness, Sedaris’ Me Talk Pretty One Day is a brilliant book, deserving of the attention it has received. We cannot recommend it enough.

Happy-Go-Lucky

Coping mechanisms.

Known as the “champion storyteller”, David Sedaris has a new book out, filled with a collection of personal essays. The book starts with the story of Sedaris learning to shoot guns with his sister, his visits to flea markets in Serbia, telling his elderly father wheelchair jokes, and buying gummy worms to feed ants.

When the pandemic hits, Sedaris was stuck in lockdown, just like the rest of us. He couldn’t tour or read to audiences, which for him was difficult as it is the part of his work that he cherishes the most. So, Sedaris had to find ways to cope, and he decided to go for mile-long walks through the city. He vacuumed his apartment twice a day and he pondered on how sex workers were getting by during lockdown.

Our New Reality

With the world finally settling into a new reality, Sedaris found that he has changed, venturing into the world with a newfound confidence (the kind you get from fixing your teeth – if you know, you know). Sedaris reflects on what it means to no longer be someone’s son, having lost both his parents.

But what Sedaris does better than the rest, is share his hilarious and poignant take on these recent upheavals in society , looking at not only the public, but himself as well. Even now on the other side of the pandemic, the world has been permanently changed. Who better to write about it than the great David Sedaris? It really feels like the man is in the business of improving lives.

A Carnival of Snackery

Here we have one of David Sedaris’ latest books, and it won quite a few awards. It is, as is clear from the title, a diary. And I just have to preface this review by saying that there is no correct way to write a diary, it is something personal to each individual. But when it comes to writing a diary in the most entertaining of ways? Well, David Sedaris is your man.

In this diary, Sedaris looks outwards, observing the people around him. He sees two men on a bus get into a fight, and two men in the street get into a fight. He sees pedestrians getting smacked over the head, or masses gathering to watch as someone considers jumping to their death.

Life Goes On

Don’t worry, it’s not all just violence in this book. There are also dirty jokes shared at book signings and plenty of laughs at dinner parties. You will be reminded that you used to hate George W. Bush, and also how there was a time when Donald Trump was merely a harmless joke. Life goes on around him, and Sedaris takes note of it all.

What you will find reflected in this diary is the ever-changing background of the world we live in. It has the bitter and the sweet side of things – some are exactly what you want to read, and others you will want to spit out in disgust. One thing I can guarantee is that you will laugh – a lot. I thoroughly enjoyed this book from David Sedaris and highly recommend it to everyone to add to their reading list!

Beach House

This deeply personal and darkly hilarious book is a bit different from what I had come to expect from David Sedaris. If you are familiar with his work, you will read this book and understand what I mean. You will certainly be laughing, but it won’t always be in a cheerful manner.

Sedaris shares how he decided to buy a beach house on the coast of Carolina, envisioning long vacations spent there playing board games and relaxing in the sun, surrounded by the people he loves. He even gave the house a name, the “Sea Section”. Life is as idyllic there as you can imagine. But Sedaris has one dark and shocking revelation: taking a vacation from yourself is impossible.

The Middle Of Your Life Story

In ‘Calypso’, Sedaris turns his focus on being middle aged and his thoughts on mortality. The stories are very funny (as we’d expect from this author), but it is comedy born out of that moment when you start to realize that your life story consists of the past more than the future.

The amount of laughter and shock moments in this book are unparalleled and I truly had moments where I was crying with laughter. Sedaris has sharp powers of observation, this we already know, but I think this might be his best work yet. If you’re about to go lie on a beach, take this book with you, especially if you cannot be bothered with small talk.

SantaLand Diaries

Listen closely.

This book has six of David Sedaris’ best and most profound Christmas short stories. It is important to remember that Sedaris has a very acquired sense of humor , so do not be shocked when you come across the titles of some of these short stories. Again, it is a blend of entertaining stories and observations of people and life.

I love reading books but every now and then I enjoy listening to audio books as well. After reading the reviews for this David Sedaris book, I felt that the best approach would be to listen to it – and I am so glad that I did! Sedaris reads the stories himself and his voice just adds onto the already hilarious anecdotes.

Holiday Spirit

Sedaris shares the story about the time he worked at Macy’s as an elf, and that one was probably my favorite (it was certainly the darkest). I also really enjoyed ‘Dinah, the Christmas Whore’, which was as outrageous as the title suggests. Another good one is ‘Christmas is for Giving’, which is a take on the whole “keeping up with the Joneses”.

Overall, this is a fairly quick read and one that I thoroughly enjoyed. I laughed out loud more than once, and even if you’re someone who doesn’t like the holidays, this book may just be the thing to get you into the holiday spirit. It’s a great pick me up and one that you will be sorry to pass on!

Holidays on Ice

Honorable mentions.

Here we have a novel from David Sedaris that consists of a collection of some of his best short stories. This beloved holiday collection was released in 1997, but it never really gets old. The republished version has six new short stories and a story that has never been published before.

The stories range from the diary of a Macy’s elf to the long history of two competitive families. My personal favorite story is ‘Let It Snow’, which is about what to do if you are ever locked out in a snowstorm. Some other honorable mentions are ‘Jesus Shaves’, about the difficulties explaining who the Easter Bunny is to the French, and what Halloween looks like for a medical examiner in ‘The Monster Mash’.

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There are so many great stories in this book, ones that puzzle over the Christmas traditions of other nations, and ones that follow a secret barnyard Santa Scheme. Some of these stories will likely be the weirdest things you have ever read, but I guarantee you will be entertained and have plenty of laughs along the way.

This book isn’t just telling stories, as it has Sedaris doing what he is best known for, and that is observing what life is like around the holidays. Even though the stories are funny, they still have little anecdotes for you to sit on. This is the perfect book to get you into the spirit of Christmas, or even to get as a Christmas gift!

Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

Not as consistent.

Released in 2013, Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls is yet another essay collection by wonderful humorist Sedaris. It has been, though not often, criticized as a not-so-consistent outing for Sedaris. It seems that Sedaris no longer has a penchant for making people laugh inexorably or an inordinate period of time as he did when he first got people to follow and love his essays.

Sedaris finds himself repeating himself, though there is freshness in his writing and that is undeniable. He mentions his expatriate life, eccentric, dysfunctional family, himself having been in the closet for a large part of his youth.

Heartfelt and Touching

Something that is noticeable is that there isn’t much of the trademark zest that Sedaris has with, for example, Naked, but more so a melancholic overview of his life and the incidents that have marked his rise to fame. That’s not to say that the book is unfunny. Quite the contrary, a piece named The Happy Place features one of the funniest essays that Sedaris has ever written.

There’s the wonderful undermining, contrarianism that Sedaris can make levitate above the empty conventionalism of some of his peers. However, if a reader is interested in the humor of Sedaris, this book mightn’t be the best to look up. On the other hand, if a more heartfelt, touching retelling is what the seeker has his eye on, look no further than Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls. In this vein, it is Sedaris’ best book, though it consists prominently of material that some readers aren’t as used to by Sedaris.

Michael Englert

Michael is a graduate of cultural studies and history. He enjoys a good bottle of wine and (surprise, surprise) reading. As a small-town librarian, he is currently relishing the silence and peaceful atmosphere that is prevailing.

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“If I were to read things from a book or to read old things, the audience would think, ‘God, haven’t you done anything since we saw you three years ago?’” he said in an interview with the Sentinel.

Thus, Sedaris’ current tour consists of essays he recently wrote but has not yet published, inspired by his travels and other topics. His sardonic wit and way with words will be front and center when he stops by UC Berkeley, Santa Cruz and Santa Rosa this May.

Sedaris grew up in Raleigh, North Carolina, as the second oldest of six siblings — including his sister Amy, a comedienne and actress with many credits — and his upbringing is a frequent subject in his writing. In the early ’90s, future “This American Life” host Ira Glass saw Sedaris reading a diary he had kept since 1977 at a Chicago club and asked him to appear on his local radio show “The Wild Room.” That led to his first NPR appearance in 1992, where he read his essay “The Santaland Diaries” about his experiences working as a Christmas elf at Macy’s iconic Herald Square location in New York City.

The reading was a success, even going so far as to be adapted into a one-act play at New York’s Atlantic Theater Company with Timothy Olyphant in the starring role. It also launched Sedaris’ writing career, propelling him to write 11 essay collections, including “Barrel Fever,” “Me Talk Pretty One Day,” “Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim,” “Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls,” “Calypso” and “Happy-Go-Lucky.” Many of his books have topped the New York Times Best Seller list, and he is also the recipient of two Lambda Literary Awards and two Audie Awards for his audiobook readings.

Sedaris’ newest book, “Pretty Ugly,” is his first children’s book. Illustrated by the late Ian Falconer, it tells the story of an ogre girl whose attempts to gross out her family backfire so she becomes stuck with a face that her ogre peers consider hideous: that of a picturesque, rosy-cheeked human girl.

The story was actually first published in 2001 in Francoise Mouly and Art Spiegelman’s comic book anthology “Little Lit: Strange Stories for Strange Kids.” Mouly, the art director for the New Yorker, recruited well-known illustrators such as Jules Feiffer, Crockett Johnson, Barbara McClintock and Maurice Sendak. She paired Sedaris with Falconer, best known nowadays for his “Olivia” series and for creating the covers for 30 New Yorker issues, who also previously worked with Sedaris on the set design for “The Santaland Diaries” and later did the illustrations for Sedaris’ short story collection “Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk.”

The story was republished in February as a standalone book by Mouly’s Toon Books. Sedaris said he never expected to write a children’s book, as he never had any interest in it, but it took him five minutes to write the story.

Falconer never got to see the story’s wider publication as he died in 2023. Sedaris praised him as a brilliant artist and loved the way the book turned out, despite the story and illustrations being worked on separately.

“I handed (the story) over to Ian, and he came up with the drawings and I didn’t question them,” he said. “We just completely left each other alone, and it worked out great. I don’t know what the experience is like for other people — I don’t know if there’s a big back and forth between the illustrator and the author — but there have been times in my life when I’m working with a professional, and I figure this is what they do for a living, and they’ve made a name for themselves, and I’m certainly not going to tell them what to do, and that was the case with Ian.”

Sedaris hasn’t gotten many reactions from kids to “Pretty Ugly,” except for the goddaughter of his partner Hugh Hamrick who said she wanted to have it read to her over and over again.

“That seems like a pretty good endorsement,” he said.

Apart from that, children’s books are a new world for Sedaris.

“As a rule, I’d say it’s a pretty bad idea to write books for people that don’t have any money,” he said. “It’s not like children can go out and buy the books themselves, so I guess the real audience are parents and grandparents.”

Sedaris will not be reading from “Pretty Ugly” on his tour, nor will he read from any of his other published books. Instead, he will be reading from essays he recently wrote.

“Some of them I wrote a few months ago, and then I just put them in a file called ‘Spring 2024,’” he said. “I’m looking back on them and saying ‘Hmm, OK, this ending isn’t strong enough’ or ‘Wow, this really works’ or ‘Maybe I need to scrap this.’”

Sedaris said the process allows him to test out and tinker with his essays if they ever do get published.

“I had an essay in the New Yorker in January ,” he said. “It’s one of the ones I brought with me on my fall tour, so I read it out loud, I don’t know, 30 times? Every night, I would change it, even if I was just changing a word or two, but I had the audience in front of me, so I thought, ‘Why would I waste this opportunity to discover if this word works better than this one?’ By the time I gave it to the New Yorker, the rewriting was really minimal.”

Most of the essays Sedaris is reading on his tour are about places he has visited, such as France, England, Kenya, Tanzania and Pakistan. He said these essays have taught him why he does not write for travel magazines.

“Travel magazines, you can never say anything bad about a place because the hotels and the restaurants and such are the advertisers, so they simply don’t allow it,” he said.

Thankfully, Sedaris had positive experiences in all the places he visited, especially Pakistan.

“I’ve never been to Disneyland, but it would really have to work to outdo Pakistan for the title of ‘The Friendliest Place on Earth,’” he said. “It was insane how friendly people were, how welcoming they were, complete strangers stopping you over and over and over in the street: ‘Can we get a picture together?’ ‘Can you talk to my wife on the telephone?’ … They don’t get any visitors, so when you bother going there, they’re just so friendly and honored.”

In addition, Santa Cruz audiences might hear some essays Sedaris had written during the previous tour alongside stories he wrote for this tour.

“Depending on how the new stuff goes, I might find myself reading things from the last tour at this show as well, but none of it will have been published in a book,” he said.

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MAY 7: SANTA ROSA  | LUTHER BURBANK CENTER FOR THE ARTS

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Humorist, writer, social commentator and observer of the human condition David Sedaris is known for his sharp wit, cynicism and knack for telling a story. He's shared with readers his decades-old tale of working as a Macy’s Christmas Elf in his "Santaland Diaries" essay and musings about the pandemic realities of isolation in his book “Happy Go Lucky."

Now, Sedaris adds the children’s book “ Pretty Ugly ” to his vast collection of books and essays.  He's setting off on a 7-month whirlwind international tour where he’ll introduce new essays, observations and hours-long book-signing sessions to the mix.

Sedaris joins host Robin Young to talk about his career, and of course, what bugs him these days.

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Meet author Don Ake. He's a writer who started Write Stuff Authors Group of Canton.

Author Don Ake of Jackson Township started The Write Stuff Authors Group of Canton in 2017 to support local writers and aspiring authors and help sharpen their writing skills.

The group, which meets the second Thursday of the month at North Canton Public Library, welcomes all writers and authors to join.

In addition to his writing, Ake is a busy public speaker, on topics such as his books, humorous subject matter − even economics.

"My initial goal was to publish a book after I retired from my job as an economic analyst and forecaster in the trucking industry," Ake said. "However, I started writing 'Ake’s Pains' humor blog in 2011. I published a collection of these blog posts in my first book in 2015, thereby achieving a life goal eight years earlier than expected."

His current book list includes:

• Just Make Me A Sandwich (2015)
• Will There Be Free Appetizers? (2018)
• Turkey Terror At My Door! (2020)
• Deep Heavy Stuff (2023)
• The Forecast Is Never Wrong (expected in 2024)

Ake and his wife, Dawn, have two daughters, Allison and Cassandra, and grandson Liam, and another due March 1. He graduated from Kenmore High School and received a bachelor's degree and a master of business administration from University of Akron.

When did you start writing?

I started writing my senior year in high school. My journalism teacher, Mrs. Maher, recognized my sense of humor and encouraged me to start putting my funny quips down on paper. I detail the story in my "Turkey Terror At My Door!" book. From there, I wrote a humor column, "Ake’s Pains," for The University of Akron Buchtelite. I then took a brief 32-year hiatus before starting "Ake’s Pains" blog.

How do you pick the topics for your books?

When I started "Ake’s Pains" blog, I wrote about anything and everything I found funny. When I decided to publish "Just Make Me A Sammich," I organized the blog posts into similar topics. So, my humor books do not have an overall theme, except they all crack you up. People compare my humor writing to the television show "Seinfeld" in that the books contain ordinary, everyday stuff that I make hilarious. The titles of the humor books are based on a favorite essay in the book.

What are your top three tips for those thinking of a writing career?

• Find your style and develop your unique writing voice. Don’t be afraid to break some of the “written rules” if necessary. Read the most popular books in your genre, as you craft your writing.
• Be persistent. Unless you are gifted, you are not going to be successful for several years. It takes time to refine your writing. People will not respect you as an author until you have published several books. Many people publish one book, but only a few publish multiple titles.
• Writing is your second career until it becomes your first. Always have a steady source of income while you develop your writing skills. Get all the education you can when it is available to you. It’s going to take time, effort, and some luck, so always have a backup plan.

Who are your favorite authors and why?

David Sedaris is a master storyteller and the best author in the humor genre. I tell people I’m a Midwest version of David Sedaris, certainly not from a talent perspective, but of writing structure and sense of humor. I have always been a fan of Dave Barry, and my writing reflects it. Recently, someone in my author's group read my humor for the first time and said it reminded him of Dave Barry. I also enjoy Dan Ariely, not so much because of his writing but because of his fascinating research into behavioral economics.

Share your two favorite quotes from writers?

“You are a writer if you keep writing” – Hank Moody, a character on the TV show "Californication."

“Proceed as if success is inevitable” – Unknown.